You Know You Want One

It's called the Sherpa.  It's a big ol' 4-stroke with seating for at least 4, propelled by two widetrack snowmobile tracks.  No longer do you need to risk life and limb for the jury ride to the top, clutching your skis and the waist of some guy from maintenance.  Now you can ride in style and comfort, sipping your latte all the way up.

Also, braking is handled by a big steel rod that gets shoved down into the snow and drags along, soapbox style.