Gives you wings

Alright, so it’s not exactly Lindt, but still, the Swiss army is well equipped when it comes to fueling their healthy bodies.  Although the soldiers who gave us this chocolate, which is technically probably classified technology, swore it was disgusting, we rather liked it.  No word on the biscuits yet as things will need to get a bit more dire to find them appealing.  How did we score the Swiss version of the MRE?  An inappropriate joke about French people, followed by “but I love Switzerland.”  Done and done.  Yum.  Oops, looks like we've got wikileaks on the line.  Too bad we ate all the evidence.